Perhaps Jimmy Buffet could add a new verse to his famous I-95 song
Well I was ridin' down the MUP the other day.
Some Lance wanna-be nearly cut me right off the path.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...
Were you born an a--hole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an a--hole tonight.