Set up hidden camera(s), get chummy with him, maybe some alcohol, and get him talking... make out like 'tapping' a cyclist is hilarious and encourage him to tell all. Get him on video bragging in minute detail about how he tapped a cyclist and how he and his whole family think it's so funny.
Post the video along with every personal detail about him including full name, address, employer's details, work address, phone numbers, email addresses, to every cycling website and blog everywhere, even on youtube. Make him famous.
Let the radical/fringe element of the cycling subculture take care of the rest, they'll have a juicy target and he'll get to know what it's really like to get 'tapped' - a win win..... and lose the daughter, she's no different to him. The thought of hooking up with a chick with that attitude makes me want to puke, I couldn't care less if she's the hottest thing on legs and puts out like a jackrabbit, I'd still kick it to the curb.
Last edited by Cyclaholic; 03-31-10 at 04:18 AM.