Last really bad crash I had was about 9 years ago-ate some rocks for lunch. Nothin' like German beer after a mild concussion to make ya feel better! Of course, I do have a steel plate and 4 screws in my right ankle. Popped a wheelie on my FS, unbalanced and tried to stand up off the bike. My ankle stood up, but the rest of me fell down. It was a little painful.

Most recently I tripped over some old carpet in my garage and busted my knee and sprained a wrist. Not bike related, but it hurts to ride. Gotta do it anyway....no ride=no life.

Big Lug, I dig your sig, man!