From the mirror hangs a boxer with his dependency displayed,
And he shows his rash decisions to every bike he passes by,
That ignore him 'til a kind one stops and intervenes, though I don't know his name,
"Ooch my back hurts, take your dog back"
But the back pain still remains

Owey woof. owey owey wuf ....

(It's my birthday. I've had a beer, ok??!)