Originally Posted by
colleen c
Law #5
Just when your morning commute is perfect as planned, it's 4:30am with no open gas station in sight and you need to take a crap......really bad.
I'll modify this one just a bit.:
When you are running late, about the time you are walking out the door the overwhelming need to take the crap that you couldn't take ten minutes ago, hits you.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey