[QUOTE=wobblyoldgeezer;10635667]From the mirror hangs a boxer with his dependency displayed,
And he shows his rash decisions to every bike he passes by,
That ignore him 'til a kind one stops and intervenes, though I don't know his name,
"Ooch my back hurts, take your dog back"
But the back pain still remains

Not bad, but you might want to consider changing the second to the last line to read, "Ooch my back hurts, take your pooch back" so you'd have an internal rhyme. Happy Birthday, by the way.