Originally Posted by
chipcom
I'll modify this one just a bit.:
When you are running late, about the time you are walking out the door the overwhelming need to take the crap that you couldn't take ten minutes ago, hits you.

I'd like to generalize this a little more:
Just when you think you've hit the bathroom for the last time before setting out, think again.
I can't remember the last time I said "Bye!" to wife and child, headed out the door, and
didn't step back in again.