While we're on the subject of bad things...
After the diabolical Heinz Tom Yum the other night I took life in my own hands and tried Heinz Thai Green Curry. Despite looking like gruel and smelling like Laksa it wasn't too bad. I added chicken, chilli and soy sauce and I couldn't tell the difference between it and a bad Laksa.
I can't wait until I try the Heinz Laksa next week. No doubt it will smell like rubber and taste like minestrone.