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FYI, this post is actually from my evil twin not me: First thing, when people act like this don't argue with them laugh at them. Then they really lose it, much more so than if you yell at them. So hold your ground and don't move and laugh at them. Hopefully they will lose it and really start yelling and threatening you. Now, once the light turned green you should have just held your ground forcing the car to back up and move into the other lane in order to go forward. Don't worry, they are not going to really run you down with witnesses. Now, while this is going on you are mentally recording the plate number of not only her car but one or two cars immediately behind. Then when she pulls out around you, take the dive as you are being passed but behind her so she doesn't see you fall and keeps moving. Now you call 911 and report the Hit and Run. If you're lucky a car will stop who saw it but if not you've got the other plate numbers to give the police. Don't worry, the witnesses will never know you faked it. Now, when the police interview you, you tell them the motorist threatened to kill you. Most likely the witnesses will have only heard the yelling and not be able to recall what was said and with false memory syndrome there is a very good chance they will remember the driver threatening to kill you, or maybe she did if you were able to provoke enough anger with the laughing (see above). OK, now the driver is facing arrest and possible jail time (terroristic threatening, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to render aid, attempted murder, vehicular assault, etc.). This is the ultimate goal, get these people behind bars and ruin their lives so that they come out of prison broken, pitiful excuses for a human beings and, if the spend time in a State Penitentiary, that is the likely outcome.
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