Yikes, moocher man! I was afraid of that punchline, but you let us down easy.

Good reminder though, vaseline is good for just about nothing. It isn't even good for 'naughty' things because it destroys latex and can irritate skin. Use the right lube for the right job in all things, and you'll be a happier person, I ga-rauhn-tee.

peace,
sam