Well to date I have done some pretty amazing things since the beginning of the year:

-Climbed Haleakala (made it to only the visitor's center, but that's ~7-8K ft in 25ish miles, I blame the rental bike!~ )
-Climbed Mt. Diablo (and doing it twice in one go in a few weeks!)
-Finally signed up for the Auburn 140 mile, 17k ft century (/twitch)
-Finally bought a long sleeve jersey (haha)

Year to date: 1854 miles, 101k ft of climbing, 121.55 hrs on the saddle. Not bad for 3 months.
Year goals: ? ? ?