I have two recurring fantasies that involve settling the score with purposefully dangerous/aggressive drivers ...

One is a play on James Bond, the other is Dirty Harry....

Imagine a bike equipped with heat seeking missiles, and you just blast one right up the offending drivers tailpipe. Or imagine having a 44 magnum in your jersey and simultaneously blasting out their rear and front windshields with a single shot right after they buzz you.

In my fantasy I slowly peddle by the smoldering wreckage and ask the bleeding, bewildered driver if it was worth it....

I know, I know, I am not well, but riding amongst NC rednecks will break the best man