Technically about 90% of the issues discussed in this forum can be resolved using a few minutes of searching or a visit to Sheldon Brown. But that doesn't stop people from asking. Sometimes it's nice to just have a real person respond. I don't think "Seriously?" is helpful or constructive in any way, even to a question as common or benign as "What should my first fixed gear be?" or "Do all track bikes have pedal strike issues?"

Honestly, get off your high horse. It's funny the way people complain about the elitist & stuck-up attitude around here, but everyone does it themselves. I'm no exception, but I try not to waste people's time.