I know the answers to a few of these things...
Undoubtedly, my budget will coerce me into attempting to rig her up with some Japanese accoutrements...
but what's wrong with a good wash?
I get inoxydable, and luckily don't have to fuss with tubulars (as it didn't come with any)
but undoubtedly will utter that last phrase on a few occasions.

But, hey, this is a friendly community ain't it?

Oh, hey, where might I come by those brake housing clamps I see on the top tube? What are those things really called?