Originally Posted by
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Why stop at Victorian Era... why not go for good ol' Hammurabi's Code
anyone caught stealing a Brooks will have their Hands cut off so they cannot steal again. And for good measure they'll have their butts cut off too so they may never again experience the comfort of a tensioned leather saddle.
I humbly disagree...their butts should be left firmly in place...so they can feel every inch of the torn off cover, padding falling apart, sitting on springs monstrosity that crowns the huffy beach cruiser they are strapped on and forced to ride for 2 years.