Originally Posted by kokorozashi

I have nothing useful or intelligent to contribute. I just wanted to observe that every time I see the title of this thread, it gets stuck in my head to the tune of 'What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?' I was surprised nobody's responses included 'Tie 'er to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under!' or anything like that.

...Now I'm going to have to write a song

(Also, my Mom had a Puegeot mixte when I was growing up. She was a good bike! I second xray1978: the best thing to do with a Puegeot mixte is to enjoy it!)