I thought I'd reregister as my proper name. My user id in ebay is peterhamiltonscott.

As you see it's got diddleysquat.

I went a step further as I thought I'd try to sell my wife's old bike, a cr*p Ridgeback. Ebay want me to register as a seller, and want to know my debit card details, my bank account details.

Sh*t! Why don't I just put an advert giving the same details to the Nigerian Government Daily Scam Edition.

Is this stuff safe to give out? I have visions of this spotty-faced little tosser having a great day out at my expense.