OK guys, I'm going to get "Elmer's No-Wrinkle Rubber Cement" from this eBay dude, unless someone has a counter-argument of some sorts. Like, for instance, the lack of any vulcanizing substance (dscheidt, I'm looking at you), or that the particular type of Elmer's rubber glue is Not the Right Kind.

Please stop me from doing an expensive mistake (it's expensive because the wife says so).