Originally Posted by timmhaan

here's what i did during my commute yesterday. almost exactly the same circumstances as you...a women starts honking at me. i literally have about 50 feet to go before i can pass the parked cars and get out of the door zone. but she keeps honking. of course, she rushes past me only to stop at a red light about 200 feet away. as i pass i squirt my water bottle all over her driver's side window.

bad move, i'm sure. but i don't care. it's satisfying, it's not dangerous, and it made her pay attention.