I wish I could re-do my name. I had just bought a Kona Jake the Snake and it was the first new bike I'd purchased in about 15 years. I used its name, and my name (Aaron). Now that I no longer own the Kona, it's a fairly stupid name.

My avatar means nothing, it's just a photo I took of a co-worker's desk toy in my red swingline. I took photos of it in a paper shredder, a paper cutter, a stapler...etc...and left ransom notices.