Originally Posted by
Jasper Storm
Eastern Washington University party?
Yep.
Originally Posted by
Shuke
How to get instantly rejected and look like a tool:
1. mention 'cycling'
2. talk about how hard and dangerous your sport is
3. look at her incredulously, laugh to yourself and say 'riiiiight, that's not exactly the kind of riding I do' if she mentions that she rides her bike to class sometimes
4. drop numbers like your average speed, power output and how far you ride
5. tell her that Lance is an EPO posterboy and that the TDF is full of dopers and is run by whiny little French men when they get brought up in conversation
Wait...the first thing that I say to a girl shouldn't be my FTP or my power-weight index!? I've been doing it all wrong!