yeah, this sounds rediculous
i understand the whole "conquer the land" thing, but saying "IM GONNA DO IT WITHOUT BRAKES!" seems dumb, like your bragging that it is some feat. Personally, if you have to mention it, i dont think you should be doing it

my 2 cents

but have a good trip
buy a camelbak backpack
and
an iphone.
so you can update from the road and track your route