Originally Posted by
veloGeezer
Actually, if you are a good person, dogs will not bother you. So I help the poor, volunteer in the community, and give to needy children.
So dogs like me and are always cheerful and nice to me. Never have any problems at all no matter where in the country I am.
Obviously, good people don't ride bikes.
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Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.