Just got back from my 73 mile group ride. We were doubled up and behaving ourselves and came up to a light. A guy in a minivan stopped at the light in the other direction shouted

"Get off the f%^*&@king road you @$$holes. I hope you get run over

His veins were popping out of his neck and his wife was sitting in the passenger seat. I shouted "do you kiss your ***** with that mouth?"