Originally Posted by rockmuncher
Maurice is a crazy frenchman who called newcastle home over 30 years ago. His favourite hobbies are bikes and creating giant clouds of spittle when he talks (as in don't stand to close when in conversation). It's amazing how many words he knows that contain the letter p!
You forgot to mention that he is completely incomprehensible to Americans, and is more of a collector than anything else. His shop is packed full of crap. I went in for a shim, and he told me to use roof flashing. I asked how big a bike was (was thinking it would be nice for the missus) and was told "That wonts fits you". Couldn't spend money there if I tried. But since you guys all cancelled, it doesn't matter where his shop is now, does it?