I had a ****ty commute once. got hit by a big bee and swatted it awy just as it stung me in the chest. then something else hit my leg so I swatted it with my left hand. turned out to be dog **** that got flung up by a car tire. so then I had dog **** on my leg and my left glove. it was alittle drizzly that day so it made for a less than stellar experience. wound up cleaning my glove on my sock - so then I had dog **** on my leg; my glove and now my sock.