Originally Posted by
patentcad
That's what I'll pitch as a working title for the reality TV show about my life on Mt. Doom. It will have plenty of Road Cycling content.
Discuss.
Alternative Names:
Make Room for PCaddy
As the Old Crank Turns
The Old and the Grumpy
Survivor: Mt. Doom
American Old Dude
The Not-so-Great Race
How I Met Your Cervelo
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