Originally Posted by
chipcom
Sad to admit, but if I combined the all three of our dogs, the damned cat would still be smarter by half.

I have to lock some interior doors because one of the cats is highly accomplished with opening doors. I have to warn guests to lock the bathroom door, while they're using the facilities, for the same reason - he provided some embarrassing moments before we caught on.
My dog, on the other hand, has eaten plastic scissor handles.