There I was, riding down a path along a road in a residential neighborhood. The sun was shining through the trees, then I noticed a bird pirched on a branch up the path. It happened as if in slow motion. A flash of color dropped from the branch as I sped towards it. It dropped just to the inside of my right arm and splattered directly on my knee.

Yes, I got bird poop on my knee. Other than that it was a wonderful ride!