Dude, do you also tell babies to stop crawling on all fours and that their stride length should be the same as Morceli and El Guerrouj? You know, to get them to push themselves cuz you think babies won't do that without your help?

As for the chicken or egg argument, you haven't presented any evidence for an egg. The best you can do is point at Lance or the hour record, wave your arms, and argue that those things apply to newbies. Dude, all of the evidence points at the chicken. Your egg? It's herring roe.

But I'm completely comfortable with you thinking I'm wrong. I'm also comfortable with laughing at you guys for picking a fight and then showing up not with guns, not with knives, but with spoons.