Originally Posted by
Hydrated
I had several people in the office who genuinely had a hard time with my spandex... I used to fight back by offering to sell butt squeezes for 25 cents each. Then one morning I found myself fielding insults from a glorious rotund coworker who decided to tell me how much she disapproved of my indecent shorts...
Maybe it's not the backside that they're concerned about. Maybe you just look like you could be a member (no pun intended) of this team:
http://www.freethinker.co.uk/wp-cont...8/cyclists.jpg