What? Don't you got no life?

OK then:


Claude wakes up at 07:00 but the weather will be hot, and so he eschews his Volkswagen. But, Claude cannot decide which colour B'Twin velo pliable to take today.

Then he rides like a mad potty thing through the citié streets of Lille, burning off the slothful at traffique lights and scattering wildlife

Contains annoying French humour and pigeon-bothering.