Only 2? Heck no! The big picture is that you're asking a bunch of bike lovers, junkies, and fanatics. It's a chosen hobby, past time, career, obsession. Probably not the best folks to ask such a question.

Personal inventory is: 2 C&V road bikes, 5 road projects and 5 MTB projects collected and waiting in the wings. 1 Diamondback beater MTB pending a rear triangle cold setting attempt.
Wife has 2 bikes, a step-thru 10-speed townie, and a recent purchased GT hybrid off CL.
stepson 1 has a C&V Sherpa Trail MTB.
stepson 2 has a really nice BMX we bought for $1, a Schwinn Stingray chopper for $15, and a recently refurbed Pacific brand MTB.