High bidder wasn't me, despite bike being proper size and not built for midgets.

"Freakishly Large?" Come on, guys, I'm only about six one. I was the smallest player on more than one of the basketball teams I played on. (Granted, there is the matter of the thirty seven and a half inch leg measurement and the six-six wingspan, but let's not pile on, okay?)

Don't hate because you're short and all us tall (or not so tall, in my case) get the cute gals and beautiful bikes...