Find a nice coffee shop an hour and a half away from home.
Ride to nice coffee shop. Buy coffee and sit and drink it slowly. Read the newspaper from cover to cover. Sit outside if the weather is nice and look at people coming and going. Do the crossword, if you like crosswords. Surreptitiously munch the trail mix or sandwich you brought from home.
Ride home.
Now that one makes me want to retire.
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Zero gallons to the mile