Originally Posted by
Boudicca
Find a nice coffee shop an hour and a half away from home.
Ride to nice coffee shop. Buy coffee and sit and drink it slowly. Read the newspaper from cover to cover. Sit outside if the weather is nice and look at people coming and going. Do the crossword, if you like crosswords. Surreptitiously munch the trail mix or sandwich you brought from home.
No, no, no! It isn't age that makes someone an old man or an old woman; it's reading the newspaper, doing crossword puzzles, and drinking tea! This might sound good now, but once you realize the danger, it'll be too late. This is just like how Darth Vader goes around tempting people to join the dark side because he has cookies...