ah-HAH!! So that's the secret! I have to admit I have never even heard of honey buns, had to google it to find out they're mass produced cinnamon roll type things, but then I don't know where the coffee machines are in convenience stores, 'cuz life's too short to drink convenience store coffee (sounds like a thread for Foo, "life's too short to...", might even have already been done, for all I know, I've only been around here a "foo" months). At first I thought, you gals and you're sweet tooths(?), I'ld just as soon down one of those new 1000 calorie/100+ grams of fat Burger King breakfast sandwichs, but the key to this weapon of mass ingestion seems to be that it doesn't cause indigestion by sitting in the stomach demanding attention, but instead enables instantaneous metabilization.

So what the heck, I'll give it a try. Even though I'm genetically predisposed toward French toast...and haggis (now there's an idea...)