Actually I never really came clean about what I really use to haul stuff. Since fanny packs are so outdated and I can get them at yard sales and thrift stores for $.25 a piece, I have a dozen of them strapped around my waist and chest, slung over shoulders in a layered and cool criss-cross bandolier fashion and strapped to my thighs. Weight is distributed evenly, nothing shifts to any real degree thereby upsetting my balance and they're easy to access. And when little kids chase after me to beat me up I can use them as bolas or just shed them one at a time until enough weight has been removed to give me a slight speed advantage and out ride the little cretins.

Besides... I like writing 'fanny-pack' for the benefit of our friends living in the UK.