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Old 06-22-10 | 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Allegheny Jet
Last Friday in Western PA, on a deserted country road, one of those red neck drivers slowed his pickup truck enough to pull along side and say "get the ***k of the road *******". I gave him the usual single digit salute and referenced that he should have intercourse with himself. A quarter mile up the road he pulled over to wait for me. I don't pack heat, like some of the 50+'ers claim but am considering for future rides in the area in spite of the added weight. As I pulled up to the POS pickup I, slowed, pulled up directly behind and took a picture of the license plate with my cell phone. The guy saw what I was doing and bolted in a cloud of dust and gravel. Yea, I'm bad ass and not stupid as my wife says.
Discretion being the better part of valor. I started carrying a little pepper spray bottle with me just for such occasions.

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