Originally Posted by
sbxx1985
Although today's work day blew monkey tits, calorie lockdown prevented me from drinking beer tonight.
So instead, I had a Johnnie Walker Black.
Then the internets told me that John also has a lot of calories. This is getting complicated.
Me and Black's brother Blue used to get on quite well. Very nice guy, but liked to spend all my money and was a complete arse in the morning.