This Dudes got style!
This Dudes Spiderman
Roger 'Spidey' Hernandez

twotone666 FLICKR
Seriously, padded Cycling Shorts or Liners ($26) then
Find some skinny but stretchy poly or lightweight cotton flat fronts from a Salvation Army ($5)
and hem it (dont be Grungey) above the knee (Show those quads off a little)