I was talking to my neighbor the other day and he was telling me a story about when he worked at the Klein plant here in Chehalis. Seems there was an mtb frame with a slightly scuffed tube that had been set aside and forgotten, so he brought it home. As time went by he proceeded to abscond with a part here and a crank there till he had a complete bike aka Johnny Cash "One Piece At A Time"

I'm not sure why, maybe it was the way he was telling me, but it struck me as being rather funny.