A few hours ago I came back from a 40 mile ride. 95 degrees and about a gallon of water later, I feel like I had been in hell. I had to stop like 5 times to get a break. You have got to be a freakin' lizard to enjoy this weather. It was just insane. I have a headache now.

Totally not cool. Another hour and I would have been a pizza. I would have taken water boarding over this experience any time.