I'm not your mate, x 2.

" mate, i have done my own checks with the "ooinks". '

No, you have not.

You're in possesion of an illegal unregistered motor vehicle, you drive it with no insurance, and no road tax, you're trying to sell it and you are unwilling to confirm you have a receipt for the bike, and you call the police 'ooinks'

??

Can we have the bike's serial number?