If Critical Mass was a parade, there would be someone able to tell you its route. Before the ride finishes.
Also, by
most definitions, people would be marching.
- a ceremonial procession including people marching
- walk ostentatiously; "She parades her new husband around town"
- an extended (often showy) succession of persons or things; "a parade of strollers on the mall"; "a parade of witnesses"
- march in a procession; "the veterans paraded down the street"
- a visible display; "she made a parade of her sorrows"
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It's definitely not a parade.