Originally Posted by patentcad

I was in a t-shirt and shorts, walking the dog with my wife, coming out from behind a tree where I had just taken a leak. Just me, her and the dog. At 8:00 at night with nobody else around. I don't know who the stupid cop thought I was exposing myself to. It really was just a dumb kid cop. The assistant D.A. took one look at the complaint in court and said 'I'm not going to prosecute this' and they dismissed the case on the spot.