I know you were being sarcastic, but it's actually th opposite. I love the paint and frame so much that's all I wanted to see, sans all the labels.
And thanks but no thanks on the offer, I think I might keep this bike for life. Even if I got w carbon bike in the future, I can't picture parting with this. Especially once it gets it's inevitable upgrades!
The lemond sounds nice though, I almost bought w tourmalet but the Klein guy came through last minute. And for that I am eternally grateful. And it's too small for you anyways, it's a 53.