Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad

Well, Sincitycycler is the one who plays guitar and quotes David Lee Roth; and then asks if cycling shorts are gay?!

I suspect he might change that David Lee Roth quote though.

Here were my other choices for response:

Q. Are cycling shorts gay?
A. Yes, but only if you shove them in your a**.

Q. Are cycling short gay?
A. Only if you catch them blowing an inner-tube