Originally Posted by
miss kenton
How 'bout : "50+ yet too vain to advertise the fact"?
The 50+ can be the number of centuries ridden- Average speed on a 5 mile TT- Number of times you have ridden up your local mountain- Number of riders you passed on the last lap of a race- number of times you decided you wanted one before you eventually placed the order.
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