You would love me.

One of the boat ramps I like to use happens to be in a location VERY popular with cyclists (Key Biscayne). Well I have pretty much stopped vehicle traffic because when I get to the boat ramp turn off there are people riding. I can't exactly just cut in front of them - they might hit the boat and damage my outboard engine cowling! Or they might ding my stainless steel prop, or even snap off the skeg! None of these things are acceptable.

So all I can do is wait. As in stopped in the travel lane, waiting for the bike lanes to clear.

I could care less about the people behind me laying on the horn. I have satellite radio, an audio amp, and upgraded speakers in my truck. I can EASILY blast music loud enough to make the honking noises go away

I had some idiot cut me off BAD while riding once. The guy hit the gas pedal to pass two or three cars that were trailing me (they also wanted to turn) - and I was going as fast as I could manage to go (to clear the way for the cars - I am not a complete *******). But what Mr. Impatient did not know was that one of the cars waiting for me was an unmarked police car. I had a great time taking a "water break" while watching the guy get a ticket for reckless driving. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside - like a shot of really good rum does.

The very nice officer (who later told me he is also part of the bike patrol) even gave me updates (which is how I know what the ticket was for) and promised to show up for court

Why people can't just wait 20 seconds for a cyclist to clear an intersection makes no sense to me. Not at all. You are going to risk killing someone, and going to jail, just for 20 seconds? And what if you just maim someone? You are going to risk the jump in your car insurance - and the civil lawsuit that is bound to happen - all for 20 seconds? Really? Your time is THAT valuable???